This happened last week when Scott's parent's were babysitting. Thank goodness we already have him going in pee wee sports...
Dad: "So Sam did you play basketball with Grandpa and Grandma today?"
Sam: "Yes, I beat them."
Dad: "Well were you a good boy and did you play nice?"
Sam: "Yes, I started at 40 and they started at 0."
Dad: "That doesn't seem fair."
Sam: "Well I score some baskets when they weren't playing...some double baskets..."
Love the competitive spirit, my son, but we need to work on your honesty.