It's winter in Chicago
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Chicago
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Chicago,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
-With credit to my fabulous Aunt Anita
The only bonus to 10 inches of snow is that you can say you got your work-out in shoveling your driveway...for the third time today. Oh my achin' back.